"They are menstruating," says Ritchie. I was amazed. This boy cannot tell me where he lives (he jut shouts "sextown!") or why he doesn't like sitting down, but he knows the workings of the woman's menstrual cycle in english. "All the time," he bemoaned, "she's menstruating, she's menstruating, she's menstruating, they are all menstruating.
"It's menstruation. That is why they are annoying."
Ritchie, ladies and gentlemen. Poet, social critic, P.I.M.P., and now human social theorist.

4 comments:
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I like this post.
Hahaha. I understand. I have freak students that can't say, "My name is Pisti," but they can manage a detailed recap of last nights football match. Hungros teenagers are freaks. Freaks.
This is just too funny...
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