Wednesday, February 27, 2008

ghetto king returns

Ritchie, my 13 year old ghetto king, bad-ass rapper student was on fine form again today. While some students were eating paper or organising shopping trips into the metropolitan hub that is Szerencs, Ritchie explained to the class why girls are always annoying.

"They are menstruating," says Ritchie. I was amazed. This boy cannot tell me where he lives (he jut shouts "sextown!") or why he doesn't like sitting down, but he knows the workings of the woman's menstrual cycle in english. "All the time," he bemoaned, "she's menstruating, she's menstruating, she's menstruating, they are all menstruating. 

"It's menstruation. That is why they are annoying."

Ritchie, ladies and gentlemen. Poet, social critic, P.I.M.P., and now human social theorist.

4 comments:

RobW said...

Just wondering did you get my email the other day?

Chris Cantrell & Jim Vanderpump said...

Hi,

I like this post.

Vivvi said...

Hahaha. I understand. I have freak students that can't say, "My name is Pisti," but they can manage a detailed recap of last nights football match. Hungros teenagers are freaks. Freaks.

Anonymous said...

This is just too funny...