ritchie versus the sharkmen

Yes it's more from Ritchie, Szerencs pimp-daddio. Sometimes Ritchie likes to give me a tirade of bad English/Hungarian/miming to tell me a ridiculous story straight from his own imagination. I never ask for these tales, nor do any other students prompt him. I think I had just asked his friend something about football before he launched into the tale of Ritchie versus the Sharkmen.

It is going to be hard getting across all the subtleties of the tale of the Sharkmen, as this blog lacks the exuberance of a 13 year-old standing on a table, shouting at the top of his voice. Anyway, I digress.

Basically, the Titanic sank because of the Sharkmen shot shit at it. Yes, I know they say it was an iceberg, but that's just propaganda. Trust Ritchie, it was Sharkmen shit. So the Sharkmen sank the Titanic, and zoomed back down to the bottom of the sea. Then some super heores, possibly Dragonball Z men, followed the Sharkmen down into the depths. But the Sharkmen were too tough for them and ate them and shit on them, leaving them to perish with the passengers of the Titanic. It was a bloodbath, according to Ritchie's impressions of blood flying everywhere.

So Ritchie, adorned with a cape, jumped down in the blackness of the Atlantic to avenge the Dragonball Z guys. Lots of shooting and exploding ensued, Ritchie firing balls of fire at the Sharkmen, who were limited to trying to shit on him. I think Ritchie almost bought it at one point (he jumped off the table and did that noise boys do when they are imaginary shot), but he is a pretty awesome super hero so he recovered a la Balboa.

"The Sharkmen were *explosion and shot impression* then I *some sort of fireball impression* and everything was all *louder explosion* and then they were all fucked," said Ritchie.

So Ritchie defeated the Sharkmen. After this tale, I told him to sit down as he had gone very red and out of breath. But he had told his side of what happened that fateful night in 1912, so I guess it was worth the effort.