After a few decent attempts from some of the smarter pupils, this then followed from a self-confessed bad-ass rapper from the ghetto (Ritchie, 12 years old), verbatim:
The pussy is red,
The cock is blue,
Today's the day for f*cking,
So I want to f*ck you.
No more poetry for the 8th grade, methinks. Next week I'm getting them exorcised.

3 comments:
You fucking bum bandit. How are you doing?
Nice little story. The blog looks good.
I especially like the sinister Chris Langham look in the header...
xxx Rob xxx
I just peed in my pants from laughing so hard!
Rob accuses you of being like Chris Langham a lot. I suspect he's trying to divert attention.
I like the quaint pink text, the muffin receipes. We both know where this is going...
Speaking of which, I am using your receipe, right now. The best bit is when you mix together the butter & sugar.
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